Wiffle Lever To Full!

Daleks, Death Stars and Dreamy Sci-Fi Nostalgia…

Anyone Want A Signed Wiffle Lever For Christmas?

I had a strange experience last week… I was tidying up in the spare room when I found myself peering inside the old wardrobe that I inherited from my beloved old Uncle Homebase back in 2001. Leaving the door slightly ajar (because I know that it is a very silly thing to shut oneself into a wardrobe), I kept pushing through an endless wealth of Top Man jumpers smelling of mothballs and then – strangely – felt the brushing of fir trees against my face and the crunch of snow underfoot!

Yes, bloody typical… I only wanted to find room to keep my overspilling Star Wars Weekly collection, but there I was back in Narnia again. But wait! What was that I could see in the distance…?!?!?!


Why, a spare box of pristine copies of ‘Wiffle Lever To Full!’ left stranded out in the snow!

Alright, enough of this nonsense… would anyone like a signed copy of ‘Wiffle Lever To Full!’? They make ideal Christmas presents for the sci-fi and fantasy-loving friend or relation, and I’ll gladly dedicate them to anyone you like, and I even do rubbish little cartoons of anything you want on them.

I reckon I can knock these out of my Narnia lock-up for £10 including postage and packing, so if you’d like one feel free to drop me a message (or reply here) and I’ll happily sort it out with you.

Right, anyone got any Turkish Delight? I’m famished…


  Andrew T. Smith wrote @

Tramp-a Claus!

  bobfischer wrote @

How dare you, that’s me in my Victorian gentleman guise – cheeks a-glow with eggnog spirit and my chin buried in a warming muffler.

Any more cheek and I’ll get Mr Tumnus to plant a hoof up your jacksie.

  illegibleme wrote @

Sorry, that was rather mean wasn’t it? Feel free to pop over to my blog and call me a rat in a graduation cap.

  bobfischer wrote @

Not just insults, but shameless plugs for his own ramblings as well.

  Andrew T. Smith wrote @

At least I’m not hawking hooky books that bounced off the back of a lorry and into a box in my back room 😛

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