Wiffle Lever To Full!

Daleks, Death Stars and Dreamy Sci-Fi Nostalgia…

The Bantam Menace

Shocking news! While posing for photos for the Middlesbrough Evening Gazette yesterday, I was stunned to discover that Klebba Obion (the alien warlord from The Battle To Save Earth, a story I wrote when I was eight and a third) had made his way to Earth. And not only that, he’d read Wiffle Lever To Full! and was far from happy!

Klebba skips past the boring bits in Chapter 3

Clenching his fist, Klebba swore to exact revenge upon me. And then he just swore, because it was clouding over a bit and his cloak tends to run in the drizzle…

Grrrrrrrrrr...

And so battle commenced! Thankfully, I’d been to Toys R Us on the way and commandeered a trusty ‘laser sword’ (notice my cunning avoidance of the word ‘lightsaber’ to avoid any galactic legal complications…)

Clllllllllllllllang!

Before we knew it, we were fighting for our lives in front of the, erm, Mighty Galactrafountains. Just outside the back entrance to H&M.

Klebba Obion has taught you well...

Amazingly, footage of this historic encounter was filmed by a passing professional photographer…

More developments as we get them. Especially if there’s nothing decent on telly this afternoon.

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