Wiffle Lever To Full!

Daleks, Death Stars and Dreamy Sci-Fi Nostalgia…

Night Terrors

Just remembered this while doing the washing up… I had a dream last night that I put “Wiffle Lever To Full!” into Amazon’s search engine, and as well as my book it also brought up a romantic novel of exactly the same title. By a writer called “Alice Roberts” and released the week before mine.

I’ve checked, and there IS a famous person called Alice Roberts, but she’s a bone specialist who crops up on Time Team and Coast. And she seems to have bright pink hair. She can carry on with her work for the time being, but if she ever starts making approaches to Mills and Boon, her card’s marked.

 I’m not very convincing when I try to be sinister, am I?   



  Nathan wrote @

I love Doctor Alice Roberts and she doesn’t have pink her.

I’d buy her book.

  bobfischer wrote @

Pink hair – the proof.

  Nathan wrote @

I’m definitely buying her book.

From that site:

Why red hair?

‘My hair has been various shades of red since I was about 18. I tried black once, but it just turned my scalp blue. I had to tone it down when I was working as a doctor – but now there’s no stopping me!’

No stopping her from what?

  bobfischer wrote @

Trying to scupper my plans for literary stardom, the pink-haired witch.

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